Marsipan!

I made this

Or, more accurately, I made the voices and the words in this. Other, cleverer people made all of the other bits. Other bits such as making the whole thing work and all of the bits you can see.

Still, watch and be amused...

Booby Traps

This has one of my favourite jokes of all time in it. Watch it, you'll know which one...

Neil Young has decided that George Bush is Bad

And this is why. My favourite question is: 'You have a song on this album called "Let's Impeach the President". What is it about?'

Jesus P.I.

More Insult to Injury madness. Enjoy Jesus, Private Investigator, wiping the filth off the mean streets of the East End with his faithful sidekick Muggsy, miracles, and ten-gallon hat. Ooh yeah!

What Price Freedom?

Damn that Mainstream Media!

Absurdly, yesterday, Howard Kurtz wrote: "But sometimes the unrelenting violence has a way of intruding on the news agenda." Since when has unrelenting violence not been news, just something that intrudes on the news? Since when have reporters decided that it's a shame that they reluctantly have to report the events of the day, even if they are unrelentingly violent?

Pesky news, always intruding on the news agenda...Grrr...

Worried about The Rapture?

Ever felt the chasms of despair yawn for you when starting on an ambitious project (a conversion, a regrouting or some good old-fashioned stoning, say) only to be stricken by the knowledge that it might all be for naught? That, at any moment, the First Seal could be broken, the Pale Rider could stalk the Earth, and the Second Coming would interrupt whatever it was you were in the middle of? After all, who wants to go to all the trouble of washing one of a leper's feet only for no good to come of it?

Worry no more! There is an actual website which can help you! The Rapture Index tells us that, as of March 20th, the Rapture Index stands at 156. That's pretty damned rapturesome!

Haymaker

You are one of life’s enjoyers, determined to get the most you can out of your brief spell on Earth. Probably what first attracted you to atheism was the prospect of liberation from the Ten Commandments, few of which are compatible with a life of pleasure. You play hard and work quite hard, have a strong sense of loyalty and a relaxed but consistent approach to your philosophy.


You can’t see the point of abstract principles and probably wouldn’t lay down your life for a concept though you might for a friend. Something of a champagne humanist, you admire George Bernard Shaw for his cheerful agnosticism and pursuit of sensual rewards and your Hollywood hero is Marlon Brando, who was beautiful, irascible and aimed for goodness in his own tortured way.


Sometimes you might be tempted to allow your own pleasures to take precedence over your ethics. But everyone is striving for that elusive balance between the good and the happy life. You’d probably open another bottle and say there’s no contest.

What kind of humanist are you? Click here to find out.

Please, someone, explain...

In this article, a number of practical jokes played by a nurse are decribed. One of these was her drawing a smiley face on the hernia of an MRSA patient. I am confused.

How does one draw a smiley face on a hernia? What sort of pen do you use? How do you display the smiley face to other people for the full amusing effect? How do you get an MRSA patient to stay still for long enough to draw a smiley face on their hernia?

Any answers in the comments pot, please...

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